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I need a place to put my brain. This is it, I guess.

This Is An Ice Cream Social with Civilized Bedlam

“And remember– parents, hold on to your children. Nobody gets trampled. Nobody gets hurt. This is civilized bedlam.”

– Love, Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli

click Me! Or Don’t, It’s Your Call
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What’s Yer Offer?

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Our Services 01

Comprehensive Beanie Baby List

I mean other sites have the Beanie Babies sorted by name but I need a list sorted by animal so in case this helps anyone else, here.

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Our Services 02

Internet 101

Honestly how have you come this far without it?

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Our Services 03

Offering

Bring me your sacrifices

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About Us

About Me

Obviously it’s the brain worm doing the talking. I’m just kidding, it’s the ADHD and lifetime of clinical depression and anxiety. The anxiety is doing well in the dog kennel, but the others have learned how to undo the latch.

That classical phrase of “jack of all trades, master of none” kind of applies to me, so I’ll be honest about what my limits are so we don’t waste anyone’s time.

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Benefit 1

You won’t be disappointed

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Benefit 2

You can kick a senator

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Benefit 3

You may notice a small uptick in serotonin levels

My Methods are As Follows

  • One Upfront Fee

    You get a list of fees with no hidden cost. Super!

  • Full Estimate after Evaluation

    After determining the amount of work that will get done, I can quote you how much you’ll have to pay me to do this, or we can negotiate a trade (like, if you have something cool you can give me instead, hey I’ll take it)

  • This is a Hobby

    Minimal contracting, no obligation, a receipt if you want it I guess, but it’s just a gig. And I’m already self-insured.

Why Choose Us

People Who Like Me

Who the hell are you and why are you in my closet?

Testimonial 01

Grant Seversson, surprised neighbor

You’re like the funniest person alive. Everyone should be more like you and there should be a local income tax solely for funding your ice cream and Adderall addiction.

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Taylor Swift (no not that one)

Still Hesitant? I get it.

Send me an email and I’ll get back to you.

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