About

This website is a culmination of projects by yours truly.

No AI, no BS. Here we have a genuine self with genuine talent.

I am currently in the midst of several projects with different purposes.

Stinkbug Productions – a comedic variety of videos, products, and riff raff
Chompy Cat Club – a fun club for felines both evil and divine with stickers, art, and a Sunday news segment called The Evening Bracket

I’m like if a cat got turned into a human and then had to live this way for over thirty years.

FAQ
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Education & Volunteering

  • BA in Linguistics with an English emphasis, UC Santa Barbara, 2016
  • CPR certified until 2027
  • ServSafe Certification (expired)
  • ServSafe Alcohol Certification (expired)
  • Former cat foster parent for the [Redacted] Animal Shelter (2023)

Full employment information is available upon request to a limited audience of actual humans who wish to hire me. Sprites and imps need not apply.

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Notable Talents:

  • Weird art
  • Whistling
  • Gesticulating madly
  • Bilingual in English and Japanese
  • Critter detection
  • Amateur nature photography
  • Writing things on websites
  • 80 WPM
  • Forgetting what I was doing when I enter a doorway
  • Cooking decent meals that have people saying things like “you did a good job”
  • Knowing the fundamental basics of string instruments like the guitar
  • A mostly clean driving record (got pulled over for speeding that ONE TIME in 2021)
  • Managing to piss off people I didn’t even mean to piss off?
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Products

As Robin Williams once put it, “Comedy is acting out optimism.” What is life without some hope? The ideas behind our passions comes from a place of love, and we hope to make you happy.

Our Vision

We need a world of good neighbors and friends. I hope you can be a part of that life’s journey for us by being a good neighbor or friend.

Our Mission

To protect the world from devastation, denounce all evil within our nation, to extend our reach to the stars above, and unite all evil with truth and love. Is that how that went? I dunno.

Have you said “I love you” to someone today?

Go. Change that. *smooch* I believe in you.

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